[...what a preposterous leap. there's a few wide, uncomprehending blinks to the words -- take responsibility? in what way?]

I hear there are places you can get haircuts and make a donation for wigs, but I do not think mine would suit you. Perhaps you would look... cool... bald? [SAYS 'COOL' IN BAD ENGLISH FOR ADDED EFFECT]

[there's a hero in your Shounen Jump that's making bald handsome again, isn't there?]

In any case, I would not advise losing your hair on the pillow, Saka-- ah. ...Gin-Dono. [THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, RIGHT? ...LINGERS IN THAT AWKWARDNESS FOR A MOMENT, before tacking on:]

...particularly if you have a pet.