[Wada-Sensei must have had a thing for symmetry, given to the faithful partnership that he has delegated. Gintoki pushes himself from the counter he had made himself comfortable on, crossing the classroom so that he may approach his new partner...

Only to stop six-feet shy of the other. He freezes, lips curving downward into an unimpressed frown. He's even baring his teeth! After making eye contact with Add, Gintoki begins to look around the room.]

Oi. Trade. Partner up for trade. Who wants to be with the cat guy, huh?!

[...He can't be with this guy! Why does he keep getting paired with the other albinos in this class?! Wasn't this categorizing him or something? Either way this would look too weird! They even looked similar...! No, no, no! People would snicker behind their backs for the rest of the quarter about how they were Twinsies or something terrible like that!

So, instead, he opts to make a bigger scene than necessary in hopes of someone taking pity on him. He motions to the other with an extended finger and a look of unbridled disgust on his face.]

C'mon! He's your man! Look at this guy, he just screams science! So who wants him? Gin-san will give him away for free, yeah?!