[Imagine Takasugi and Gintoki working on a partner project. Huh? You can't? That's because no work will be getting done. Gintoki was asleep when the assignment was given, and Takasugi had cut class that day. So neither of them was even able to intentionally skip out on the work.

It never had a chance.

As luck would have it, however, Takasugi had been encouraged by an outside force to actually attend class today, so he was sitting in the back of the room, feet propped on his desk, when Wada-sensei called his and Gintoki's name to the front of class to present.

Ah-

Was this why he'd been told to attend? Was someone out there trying to teach him a lesson? Heh, probably. Takasugi rose slowly, a small smirk toying at his face as he crossed the room to stand in front of the class.

When Gintoki joined him, he gave the no-good shit a nod and began their introduction.] Alright - this is our presentation. We've worked hard, so please pay attention.

Gintoki will start us off, so everyone please give him your focus-

[Die.]